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Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho? pati: Husband: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us ko? Biwi: Haan 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai. PATI: Baap Re… Itna Lamba Celebration!!!
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padhna Mushkil Nhi Hai Bhai

padhna Mushkil Nhi Hai Bhai Padhte Waqt jo neend Aati Hai use Control Karna Mushkil Hai!
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Jab Tum Pass Hote Ho

Jab Tum Pass Hote Ho Tab Dimag Nahi Sirf Dil Kaam Karta Hai…
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Pyaar mei sabse zaruri Ek hi cheez hoti hai

Pyaar mei sabse zaruri Ek hi cheez hoti hai,Vo hai ek Dusre Par”TRUST”
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Duniya me bhot km hi log Aapko smjhte h

Duniya me bhot km hi log Aapko smjhte h. Baaki sb to kahaniyaa Sunnte Hai…
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Hum toh kab se tumhare hai jaan

Hum toh kab se tumhare hai jaan Tum Hath barha kr toh dekho…
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Teri Dharkan Hi Zindagi Ka Qissa Hai Mera

Teri Dharkan Hi Zindagi Ka Qissa Hai Mera Tu Zingagi Ka Aik Ahem Hissa Hai Mera…
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Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi Afsos Tere Badal Jane Ka Bhi Magar

Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi Afsos Tere Badal Jane Ka Bhi Magar Teri Kuch Baaton Ne Mujhe Jeena Sikha Diya!!
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Nazar Nazar ka farq Hai

Nazar Nazar ka farq Hai Warna Mehboob Toh Sab K Haseen Howa Karte Hein..
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Santa Ke bete ka accident ho gaya

Santa Ke bete ka accident ho gaya Dr- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge Santa ne apne sar pakad liya Dr- Kya hua? Santa- Kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal Dilayi thi…
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Apne Wajud pe Itna toh Yaqin Hai

Apne Wajud pe Itna toh Yaqin Hai Ki Koi Door To Ho Sakta Hai Humse Par Humhe Bhul Nhi Sakta…
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Tumhara Saath Bhi Chuta Tum Ajnabi Bhi Hue..

Tumhara Saath Bhi Chuta Tum Ajnabi Bhi Hue.. Magar Zamanaa Ab Bhi Tumhe Mujh Me Dhundta Hai!!
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Bahot Muskil Se Apne Dil Ko Sambhala Tha

Bahot Muskil Se Apne Dil Ko Sambhala Tha Lekin Tumhaari Ek Mulaqaat Ne Sab Yaad Dila Diyaa…
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Teacher: Homework kar liya.?

Teacher: Homework kar liya.? “Ha sab kar liya” Teacher: SaB? SabMein kya kya aata hai..? Sab mei toh waise bahot kuch aata hai lekin main Tarak MehTa jyada Dekhta hu…
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Khuda kary Tu He Mera Naseeb Bany

Khuda kary Tu He Mera Naseeb Bany….
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Jis Se Pyaar Karo Agar Usse Paa Lo Toh Woh Kismat Hai

Jis Se Pyaar Karo Agar Usse Paa Lo Toh Woh Kismat Hai.. Magar Joh Kismat Mein Na Ho Phir Bhi Ussi Se Pyaar karo Toh Wahi Sachhi Mohabbat Hai!!!
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Zindagi Mein Aise Kuch log Milte Hai..

Zindagi Mein Aise Kuch log Milte Hai.. Joh Waade Toh Nahi Karte Magar Saath Zindagi Bhar Nibhate Hai..
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jab rishto par baat aa jaye to

jab rishto par baat aa jaye to galti na bhi ho to SORRY bol dena chiye….
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Matlabi logo ka wait karna pagal pan Hota hai

Matlabi logo ka wait karna pagal pan Hota hai….
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Kaash Yeh Dil Apne Bas Mein Hota

Kaash Yeh Dil Apne Bas Mein Hota Na Kisi Ki Yaad Aati Na Kisi Se Puaar Hota..!!
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